International talk like a pirate day

So, September 19th is international talk like a pirate day. I'm not really sure how that became a holiday or who authorized it or how you get on that committee (when I figure it out I have several brilliant plans for holidays). But in celebration of talk like a pirate day we dressed up like pirates and went to Krispy Kreme; where, because we were dressed like pirates we each got a dozen free doughnuts. 

Shockingly, the Batbaby refused to even try a doughnut. This is a disturbing new development. I am suspicious that someone has been sending him pro-vegetable propaganda.