Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Sven

This is Sven. Sven had a great idea on how to treat heart lacerations so he came to tell me about it. Unfortunately Sven doesn't move very fast so someone already published on his idea. So now he is left with all the slime and none of the glory.

Life is hard when you're a slug.

4 comments:

  1. 1. Why is his name Sven? Did you detect Vikng ancestry?
    2. Why are you touching him????

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    1. Possibly a better question, why are you reading about slugs at 3:30am?

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  2. I hope my competitors are also slugs. That would reduce the likelihood of being scooped quite a bit.

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  3. I hope my competitors are also slugs. That would reduce the likelihood of being scooped quite a bit.

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